| (Any time I see the doctors at my college's health service clinic.) | |
| Doctor: | Are you sexually active? |
| Me: | Yes. |
| Doctor: | Is there any chance you could be pregnant? |
| Me: | No. |
| Doctor: | Are you taking birth control pills? |
| Me: | No. |
| Doctor: | Do you use condoms? |
| Me: | Nope. |
| Doctor (beginning to look concerned): | Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant? |
| Me: | Not that I'm aware of. |
| Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): | Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy? |
| Me: | Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off. |
