YOU SAID WE’D GROW OLD TOGETHER
repress: ok pads without wings what are you doing with your life like seriously what good are you, you dont even hang on for the ride
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
basednigel: 466k: When I’m on my period oh my god dude girls are fucked up
scatteredwords: i hate everything i write