Cough it up, show me your money: Archive

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“YOU SAID WE’D GROW OLD TOGETHER”

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repress: ok pads without wings what are you doing with your life like seriously what good are you, you dont even hang on for the ride

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I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.

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My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-

Aug 29th

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